Writing this stuff always feels like filling out a personal ad, so here goes...

I enjoy long walks on the beach but sadly live landlocked in Austin, TX. To compensate I enjoy long walks pacing my hallway while figuring out what the hell's going to happen in the next page of my book. I also like to juggle, mainly while pacing the hallway. Oh, and barbecue is good too -- in the hallway and elsewhere.

If that was an actual personal ad I don't think it would get me any dates, but hopefully it might encourage some lovely people out there to buy my book.